Do you ever see random pictures of people you had a crush on in junior high/high school pop up on Facebook and wonder to yourself “how/why did I ever find that person attractive?” 

It’s probably because my options were limited.

But still. 12-17 year old Heidi, what were you thinking?

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I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.

Roald Dahl   (via fuckinq)
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I just came up with the best way to convince my mom to buy really nice wine for Easter dinner. I reminded her that she was celebrating “the man who turned water into wine, after all!”

I don’t think she can argue with that. 

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Tomorrow is going to be interesting. 

I’m really tired of the whole “ham for Easter dinner” thing that my family always does, so I’ve spent the last couple of days suggesting just about anything but ham to my mother. 

Then today I get a text from my grandmother (and I must say, I’m quite impressed with her texting skills. She is coherent and doesn’t try to use any text speak) saying “I understand you are preparing lamb for Easter. Besides deviled eggs, would you like me to prepare a desert?  Or something else?”

At first I was like “yeah! Grandma’s deviled eggs!” and then I reread it and realized “Shit…I have to make lamb?”

So now I’ll be venturing into the somewhat terrifying land of meats that aren’t chicken, pork, beef, or fish. My biggest concern is that our oven kind of sucks. 

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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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